I need help rewriting this sentence

I need help rewriting this sentence:

Murphy’s Law is that if anything can go wrong, it will. Murphy’s Law is known to children the world over as “Jelly bread always falls jelly-side down.” 
I have to rewrite it once for each of these”
 1. Use a subordinating conjunction 
 2. Use an appositive 
 3. Use a relative pronoun 
 4. Use a participial phrase 
 5. Use an absolute phrase

 
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